January 2010
139 posts
(253):
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
(1-253):
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing ‘la cucaracha’
Stole this from Chris :)
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kerilyn
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Kerizzle
(the first three letters + izzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Red Lion
(your favorite color and animal) 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Christine Hogan (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it’s a number) 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Dorke… ouch. (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
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Your Jersey Shore nickname is: Pookie
oh hell no :|
OKAY!
i gave in and now im starting to watch glee on the net
its fucking awesome xD
(508): They were so slutty we had to play "rarely...
oh man, thats a good idea with the friends that i have.
just kidding love you guys! :D
(713):
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
(512):
babe, don’t say it like that!
(713):
I’m sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
